Polls & Surveys - 22 October 2006

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2006-10-22 02:31:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

As in... it's sacred to your city and won't be the exact same anywhere else...

2006-10-22 02:27:52 · 20 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

2006-10-22 02:26:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.

Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

2006-10-22 02:25:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Doesnt your mouths ever get tired?

2006-10-22 02:25:35 · 9 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 2

You know.. the thing you REFUSE to throw out under ANY circumstance whatsoever...

Yet you don't even have a legit use for it.

I guess mine would be... my candles.

2006-10-22 02:23:50 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"

2006-10-22 02:23:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-22 02:21:31 · 7 answers · asked by turtle girl 7

For me...

Pens, pencils, lip gloss, notebooks, gum, books, perfume, change, hair products, bracelets, movies ....

2006-10-22 02:20:50 · 25 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

2006-10-22 02:17:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want to pass down the power of my consciousness, the ability to grin at a funeral and make others smile right with them, the rose-coloured glasses that block out the judgements of others and gives the courage to keep going, the devotion to knowledge, and the neverending curiousity....

Physically, i'd like to pass down my eyes but that doesn't really matter. What i'd really like to pass down is my smile... I have my mother's teasing smile and my father's wide grin, i don't want to lose that.

2006-10-22 02:16:29 · 21 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."

She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!"

Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!"

2006-10-22 02:10:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-22 02:06:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-22 02:06:13 · 9 answers · asked by Special nobody 5

im haveing a great sunday moring i had french toest and beacon and orange juice. im going to church in a few minutes.i hope you have a great moring

2006-10-22 02:06:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-22 02:06:02 · 9 answers · asked by turtle girl 7

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2006-10-22 02:01:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

I woke up really early (5am) because I went to bed early (8pm). I've finished all my housework and laundry. I have the whole rest of the day off, what should I do?

2006-10-22 02:00:09 · 11 answers · asked by Sammy 5

Two nuns are walking down a dark alley one night. Two men suddenly jump out of the shadows and start to rape them. The first nun looks up toward heaven and says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they are doing."

The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"

2006-10-22 01:55:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-22 01:49:12 · 11 answers · asked by Mark 3

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2006-10-22 01:47:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

she dosen't wear jewerly, she is not the kind of person that would like a gift certificate or money (she has plenty of money) and its not a 'candy & flowers' occasion? any ideas?
female, close family member

2006-10-22 01:45:11 · 41 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

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2006-10-22 01:43:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its the most rediculous piece of crap movie ever made. Stop torturing men by making us sit through this travesty of a "movie"

2006-10-22 01:42:28 · 21 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 2

An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

2006-10-22 01:41:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-22 01:40:41 · 2 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3

in the religion you were raised in? If not, did you find a different path of enlightenment?

(Good morning to you, Yahooligans!)

2006-10-22 01:40:24 · 16 answers · asked by lanai911 4

2006-10-22 01:39:10 · 10 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3

A dude with/who is:

1. dark skin (tan) or white skin?

2.Goth, Emo, Punk, or Rocker?

3.Muscular or fit?

4.Crazy but fun or polite but boring?

5.Long hair, semi-long hair, short hair, clean, spiked, or unusual hair?

6.Athlete or musician?

7.Asian, American, or Other?

Thanx... (BTW, If you're wondering why, I made a bet with my friend so.....)

2006-10-22 01:36:18 · 20 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2

I have a budget of 125.00
I have 3 aunts 2 uncles, 2 grandmother, by mom, my bro, my dad, and my cats?

My grandmothers I decided that i would make my moms mom a basket with apple accesories, i have know idea why she likes it, and my other a lemon, and again don't know why she likes lemons, Shes sweet? lol.

Give me some ideas, i want to make them homeade wit things i can by at stores. Thanks in advanced!!

2006-10-22 01:34:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous