An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"
"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"
2006-10-22 02:23:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Every daY I come to YA just to read your jokes. I cant get any damn work done because of you.......THANKS!!!!! {lol}
2006-10-22 03:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one
2006-10-22 02:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by jeff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have too much time on your hands.
2006-10-22 02:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toilet humour for little kiddies.
2006-10-22 02:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love yopur jokes!!! They are the bomb!!!!! I love to pull it!!!
2006-10-22 02:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so clever hahahahaha
2006-10-22 07:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by sexy j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny!
2006-10-22 02:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-22 02:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
2006-10-22 02:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋