An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.
"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
2006-10-22 01:41:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL.....I loved it....
2006-10-22 01:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mechelle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love the rain
It takes away the pain.
Slowly but surley it goes away.
I listen and listen on my window paine,
The rain the rain it takes my breath away.
The rain the rain,
I wish to be kissed in the rain,
Kissing his lips without thinkin of anything.
The rain the rain I love the rain.
2006-10-22 08:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by ☺♥? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great I love it. still laughing.
Rain on a tin roof? yes
2006-10-22 08:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by just peachy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You like rain,it's the only time you are slightly clean since you never take showers.
2006-10-22 11:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rain Yes love it, it`s the wetness I can`t stand!
2006-10-22 08:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One, though in this day and age you would be in jail for that... Anyway, since I alredy read it, yes, I like rain.
2006-10-22 08:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by don3070 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one..
however, i feel sad wen it rains coz im stuck @ home.. but d best part is it gets really nice 2 cuddle up in bed
2006-10-22 08:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It Rains everywhere!
2006-10-22 09:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by jamesanderson22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great
2006-10-22 08:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes l do
2006-10-22 11:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW WHAT DID I JUST SAY about ur other "joke"!?!?!?! Seriously, JOKES AND RIDDLES!!!! But this one was kinda funny.
2006-10-22 08:43:15 · answer #11 · answered by mizzgov_08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋