An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."
She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!"
Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!"
2006-10-22 02:10:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha ha that's funny.
No I hate underwear.
2006-10-22 05:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by kr8zy k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all the time when outside different situations different ways
2006-10-22 09:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by jeff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-10-22 09:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with out underwear because there is nothing to rip when you bend over and yea your joke is funny
2006-10-22 09:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With.
2006-10-22 11:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke is funny, start with and finsh without
2006-10-22 09:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by nice858 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 10:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!!
2006-10-22 09:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No commando for me!
2006-10-22 09:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2006-10-22 09:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋