One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
2006-10-22 02:25:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-10-22 02:26:33 · update #1
Thats Funny!!! All that for nothing!!!
2006-10-22 02:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Busted! that's by no skill okay to fool around which includes your superb chum's spouse on account that's what ends up in cheating and broken friendships interior the 1st place! i like the tale in spite of the undeniable fact that, kinda shows you have an engaging prepared ideas.
2016-11-24 22:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's never cool to mess with anyone's wife... but at least the joke was funny :)~
2006-10-22 03:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by Wedding Crasher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like the joke but disagree with the question
2006-10-22 02:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-10-22 04:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you get into the right category?
2006-10-22 02:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke
2006-10-22 02:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Red Sawx ® 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 03:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first time i heard that one
2006-10-22 02:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by Joe v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burn on the trashy wife
2006-10-22 02:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋