So, I was sitting on one of Tabbage's chairs while we were all
ENGROSSED in
Star Wars. I was holding the Tabanator's present, Coffee Cream the
teddy
bear. Well, here Erin, that homicidal maniac! She jumps on my back,
nearly
strangles me, and does a half-nelson on me! She throws off my glasses,
covers my eyes with her hands, pulls poor little Coffee Cream out of my
hands, and slams me onto the ground. Just as Erin (aka Psychopath
#896571)
was about to stab me 148 million times, piercing all my vital organs
with
her poisonous pen and very very very VERY sharp edge of her bookmark,
and
let me lay, dying, bleeding on the floor, when Tabagio screamed at
Psycopath
#896571 in a voice that was OBVIOUSLY drunk and extremely high on too
much
caffeinated coffee: "Uh, Erin, what are we doing?"
licking
lips, chugging 12 gallons of McDonald's coffee, and goes cross-eyed,
nearly
unconscious with so much coffee> YAY! I'm still alive!
So reco
2006-10-22
08:14:49
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