you have been kidnapped by aliens.......... they have also kidnapped Oprah Winfrey, Celine Dion, George Bush, R Kelly, Russell Crow and Woody Allen........there is seriously no escape.... it is clear they want you too fight to the death......... who will you kill first? will you try befriend someone strategicaly?...... jump right in for the element of surprise or keep a low profile till they are weak from the fighting of each other then take em out one by one like a sniper........ i just need to know, incase i ever find myself in that situation...... all help would be appreciated... thanks
2006-10-22 08:01:01 · 36 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Riiiiight...First of all, stick with Russell, cos he's a bit bloody handy.
Sharpen R Kelly's head to a razor point. If the (previously) pointless little sod believes he can fly, show him how it feels by picking him up and throwing him at Celine Dion, Musical Vampire of the Soul. Laugh heartily as R Kelly pins her to the ground like a flesh javelin - make sure you aim right, cos otherwise her wretched withered heart will go on, and on, and on.
Oprah and George will by this time be slapfighting so you can afford to leave them to it for a sec while you talk Woody Allen to death by depression. Hell, he's gotta be close anyway, so just remind him that he used to be funny, but now his reputation will be forever sullied with the likes of Match Point. Leave him to burble into the wall and self-combust.
Now it's you, Russell, George and Oprah. This is the point at which you need to take out Maximus. Join forces with Oprah to throw George at Russell - watch as Russell whips out the old Roman broadsword and hacks the President of Mass Destruction into cat-food. While he's distracted, get Oprah to jump on his head and smother him. While he's in his dramatic death-throes, grab the sword from his weakened hand and decapitate the chat-show host, so she continues to smother Crowe to death even as her neck becomes a blood-sprinkler...
Result - Sharkboy rules the Alien Death-Match universe...
You're welcome...
2006-10-23 00:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would become an temporary outcast but slowly kill my victims at night and try to blame it on others. But here is the order i would do that in: R Kelly, Russel Crow, Oprah Winfrey, Celine Dion, George Bush, and Woody Allen
2006-10-24 10:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Max M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id try to be friends with russell crow (he MUST have learned sth from the gladiator!)and oprah (a great mind is always needed) as well as celine dion (as well as a great voice!!)i would send woody allen to make them laugh so hard that we can kill them, and i would send g bush to fight with the rest in for us to order to find the way out (dont give a sh-it if he dies)then take r kelly and leave! nice avatar again!
2006-10-22 23:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep a low profile. Russell Crowe and George Bush (I'm guessing you mean the father, not W) will be the last two.
Just as Russell is finishing George off jump in and strangle Russell.
The trouble is the aliens will eat you then
2006-10-22 08:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would strategically befriend Woody Allen because when he opens his mouth he'd bore everybody into a coma. Then I'd club every one of them over the head and use them as a human shield but leave Woody talking while I make a hasty escape, THEN have a sniper take him out from a distance.
2006-10-22 08:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by infernal_seamonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, we eat George... his peanut brain taste great. Next to go is r Kelly, pants sausage makes a good snack. Celine wont shut up so she is killed of and used a a toothpick. Woody Allen's adam apple is next on the menu. Finally i kill Oprah and use her hair for warmth. Russel and I need our alone time.
2006-10-22 08:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill either r kelly or russell crow first they posse the greatest threat next woody allen he is an asshole for marrying his daughter i would make his death painful. next would be bush i would cut his head off. then celine and with oprah i would spare her if she agrees to turn her money over to me if and only if she signs something in blood. and maybe the aliens will let me be a gladiator or they will let me gol
2006-10-22 08:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely go after Dubya first (without hesitation). Then I would befriend Woody Allen, because he is the smartest out of the bunch and he would figure out a way to weasel out of the situation.
2006-10-22 08:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok what I would do is this (try to keep with me on this) in the holding pen I'd make friends with russ cos he was the gladiator so lets be honest he'd be wicked to have on side, then I'd bride r kelly and celine to to sing i will survive as a distraction,then me and mruss would grab gwb and woody (i don't have a usage for oparh she can fend for herself) then as we ran to the spaceships escape hatch I'd throw gwb into the enemy then russ could fight with them and then I would dive into the escape hatch and return home. So basically they all defend me and I live!
2006-10-22 23:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would befriend. Oprah Winfrey & Celine Dion. Then we would fight our way out...
2006-10-22 08:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋