in regards to my last question......... imagine they gave you several weapons to choose from..... your weapon of choice would be a) a frozen solid 12 inch cucumber, b) a hardback bible, c) a donkey hoof d) a ladies handbag, e) a stilleto shoe, f) a butterknife or finally g) a bike pump....... there is one weapon for each person....... which one would you take and who do you think would take the rest?... i need to know just in case.....
2006-10-22 08:09:18 · 14 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
'k I want the stilletto...GWB can have the cucumber(cos itd thaw and be usless), woody can have the bike pump,R-kelly has to have the handbag,Celine-the butterknife oprah can have the hoof and Russ gets the bible
2006-10-22 23:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many, many wonderful and horrible things can be accomplished using a frozen solid 12 inch cucumber, with the right training, of course. The other weapons would be an issue amongst the rest of them, I don't care who gets what, because I'd be weidling the Frozen Cucumber of Justice and they'd be DOOMED.
2006-10-22 15:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by infernal_seamonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would take the cucumber because it is frozen solid and would hurt a lot.
priest= hardback bible
someone from texas= donkey hoof
gay man=l adies handbag
?= a stilleto shoe
someone from food network= butterknife
pro biker= bike pump
2006-10-22 15:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anna. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your strategy is low profile, you don't initially take a weapon at all.
After the others are picked off you pick up the weapons.
Don't take the cucumber. It will either be too cold to hold properly or else too easily broken. The handbag is the best bet if you can get it, because there's a small pistol inside
2006-10-22 15:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by SteveT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well hell, you know me and my Samuel L Jackson obssession. Lemme grabe the big Bible - how ironic would that be? A bloke in a Devil suit battering the f*ck out of Celine Dion with a big hardbacked Bible screaming "You will know my name is the LORD..."
You KNOW you'd buy the DVD of that match, man!
2006-10-23 07:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id have the cucumber - may as well have a bit of pleasure while im waiting to be attacked
2006-10-22 15:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by voluptuous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stilleto, good for stabbing with I'd imagine.
And I need to ask, why do you type YOUR QUESTIONS with random WORDS in capital LETTERS.
2006-10-22 15:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stilleto shoe that heel can be dangerous when in the wrong hands!
2006-10-22 19:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take the cucumber and I know EXACTLY what I'd do with it BEFORE it had thawed out.
2006-10-22 15:31:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a ladies handbag
2006-10-22 15:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋