Polls & Surveys - 23 September 2006

2006-09-23 09:42:50 · 47 answers · asked by libby 1

I had these two guys doing construction on my house today.
I was watching them curiously as I waxed my car.
The one guy who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy started to yell and asked the other worker, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first guy said, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding." The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You idiot! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Well anyway, I had enough of their fighting and fired them both!
Now I have nobody... should I call them back?

2006-09-23 09:41:21 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6

Kay. Who do you guys think is going to get into the top three? Who do you think will win? Who is your favorite and least favorite personality? I'd love to hear your opinions.

2006-09-23 09:40:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-23 09:36:00 · 23 answers · asked by crct2004 6

Which would YOU choose and WHY?

A. hott, sexy, attractive girl with no personality

B. average looking girl with a nice personality

C. not a good looking girl with a lovely personality and who's good in bed.

2006-09-23 09:35:37 · 17 answers · asked by libby 1

can some1 explain why...
at the end of the movie, why the hell did elizabeth kiss jack, locked his arm to the ship, made him die, and then was crying with everybody else, when the ship sank.
that's so stupid!!!!

2006-09-23 09:35:18 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ 4

with the Memphis blues again?

2006-09-23 09:34:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I had this argument with an old girlfriend of mine.
I know a kick in the cobblers hurts like buggery as it happened to me aged 12.
How can we know though?
Are pain thresholds different for men and women?
I still reckon the goolies are more delicate.

2006-09-23 09:28:15 · 43 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3

why do people throw eggs at cars, usually on halloweens. in some cases, it happens for no reason at all. why is that such a popular prank?

it's just plain stupid -- think of all the eggs wasted -- it could have fed hungry people.

2006-09-23 09:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two days we went to the hospital to have our baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doc said that he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of my wife’s labor pain to me.
He asked us if we were willing to try it out. (I didn’t really want to but I agreed anyway.)
Well, the doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that would probably be more pain than I had ever experienced.
As my wife’s labor progressed, she asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up to 20% pain transfer. I still felt fine.
The doctor even checked my vitals and was amazed at how well I was doing.
At this point my wife decided to try for 50%. I still felt nothing.
This machine was obviously helping out my wife considerably, so she asked the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to me. Still fine.
Anyway, my wife delivered our baby with virtually no pain.
To make a long story short… when we arrived home a few days later we found the mailman dead on their porch.
Hmmm...

2006-09-23 09:25:30 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6

And I'm not. What should I do? What if I actually marry a black guy?!

2006-09-23 09:20:33 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

...eat a lot of peanut butter just so you can wash it down with milk?

2006-09-23 09:16:39 · 24 answers · asked by kojak0527 4

Love or money?

2006-09-23 09:15:10 · 47 answers · asked by crct2004 6

2006-09-23 09:13:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

How many of you cannot go a day without eating eggs, it doesnt matter how it's made. I have an uncle who actually feels sick if he goes a day without some eggs in his stomach!!! Weird, isn't it?

2006-09-23 09:13:32 · 7 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7

2006-09-23 09:11:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ok have the old hag neighbors from hell. An older couple who have done the old-school things on me such as: they broke off my doorbell when I was on vacation, have placed garbage & dog poop on my door step, have broken my car antennae off...etc. All because I pulled out a plant that was in front of MY door that they planted there before... they haven't gotten over it.

Anyway, I'm blasting my radio right now, and I just noticed she called the cops. Cop didn't knock on my door (at least I didn't hear anything) which brings me to this question...how to get revenge or annoy the hell out of them LEGALLY.

Any ideas? Thanks!

2006-09-23 09:09:47 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ ms. @ ♥ 4

2006-09-23 09:09:45 · 22 answers · asked by kristine 2

on purpose or otherwise, where?

2006-09-23 09:09:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think one of my fellow Yahoolagans should be making me dinner...Hey, I'm a level 5'er now!!! What would you make me?

2006-09-23 09:07:01 · 14 answers · asked by badgurl 5

Can I pay in cookies? I want a weather machine to make it snow early. If you send me a weather machine, I'll send you a snowman.

2006-09-23 09:05:33 · 15 answers · asked by 1K 6

2006-09-23 09:02:21 · 15 answers · asked by crazi8red 6

I was reading the newspaper this morning and found an ad that advertised a new Porsche on sale for only $500. I assumed it was either a misprint or a joke, but I decided to check it out anyway.
So, I called and eventually got directions to the house to meet with the woman selling the car.
When I arrived, the woman led me to the garage and sure enough there was a brand new Porsche sitting there. “Wow,” I said, “Can I take it for a test drive?”
“Sure,” answered the woman.
Well, I took the car for a quick test run around the block and it drove great. I stopped on the side of the road before I returned the car and thoroughly checked it over for any flaws but it was nearly perfect!
When I got back to the woman’s home I asked her why she was selling this great car for only $500.
She replied, “My husband just ran off with his secretary and told me that I can have the house and furniture but he made me promise to sell the Porsche and send him the money.”

2006-09-23 09:02:19 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6

2006-09-23 08:57:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

LOL...I have a few times, when I've been playing a game and the
idiots leave in the middle of the game, cause I'm winning...LOL
And I've slapped the side of it, when it's not working and say,
"Come on, work da@@ you". Like that's really gonna help. LOL

2006-09-23 08:48:54 · 25 answers · asked by //////////////// 6

2006-09-23 08:46:53 · 21 answers · asked by Jacks036 5

Looked in the mirror and said go f*** yourself?

2006-09-23 08:45:38 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

like,

"i belive in angels you know the kind god sends but i don't call them angels.... i call them best friends!"

i need some good quotes like that!!

thanks a bunch!

2006-09-23 08:42:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

To sleep of course.

2006-09-23 08:40:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was working at the hospital today, as usual.
While I was at the nurse's station a woman grabs my arm in a panic. "Help me!" she said. "All day long my daughter lies in bed, eating yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
I replied, "Don't worry, eventually she will rise and shine!"

To make a long story short - she is now suing me for medical malpractice. What should I do?

2006-09-23 08:39:49 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6