I was working at the hospital today, as usual.
While I was at the nurse's station a woman grabs my arm in a panic. "Help me!" she said. "All day long my daughter lies in bed, eating yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
I replied, "Don't worry, eventually she will rise and shine!"
To make a long story short - she is now suing me for medical malpractice. What should I do?
2006-09-23 08:39:49 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once again, you did nothing wrong. I have no comeback to this one. (smile)
2006-09-24 06:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now! It all started like that, right?
That woman must be crazy! You're not a doctor! And then after all she CAN'T grab you by the arm!
Tell the judge that she did that to you, and you're were not responsible for her daughter's health!
2006-09-23 15:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Give her a free wax next time
2006-09-23 15:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a doctor? I don't think that you can be sued just by replying to someone. It's not like their your patient and you diagnosed / treated her.
2006-09-23 15:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Angie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell the judge the one about, The dyslexic man who walked into a bra!
2006-09-23 15:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by STONE 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rise and Shine..that's messed up!!!
2006-09-23 16:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! I LOVE these kind of stories!! I fall for them every time!! :) I think you should ask more funny questions...that's what I think you should do........LOL
2006-09-23 15:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha !!! Love ya !!! Great ! Gotta send that one on.
2006-09-23 15:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..I' ll be a witness!! I know nothing Your Honer..never happened!! lol
2006-09-23 15:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF?!? Yeast and car wax? Rising and Shining? Everybody invloved in this story, and the story itself, sounds idiotic. And imaginary.
2006-09-23 15:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋