Polls & Surveys - 25 September 2006

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted

2006-09-25 23:59:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

We're goin' up, we're goin' down
We're goin' up, down down up
Any way you wanna let it roll
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doin' what you want me
Oh baby what you want me to do

Thank you very much

2006-09-25 23:59:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or other forbidden things...

2006-09-25 23:58:22 · 19 answers · asked by Not Your Friend 2

do they honestly believe themselves that stupid that they will forget they did it and get a move on?

2006-09-25 23:56:42 · 22 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3

a. Crossing bridges
b. Crossing the street
c. Being alone
d. The dark
e. Confrontation
f. Bungee jump
g .Commitment
h. Fire

^-^

2006-09-25 23:54:38 · 36 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6

2006-09-25 23:52:58 · 22 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3

2006-09-25 23:51:55 · 13 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3

You know, I'm 35 and have never had a period, so I don't know if I'm late or not. I'm having a whole bunch of the symptoms: increased appetite, occasional nausea, cravings, moodiness . . .My wife had these symptoms when she was pregnant. Do you think I am pregnant? And isn't this the best place to seek medical advice?

2006-09-25 23:47:34 · 11 answers · asked by major 2

I'm allergic to strawberries, band-aids and hessian bags/material...

2006-09-25 23:45:54 · 17 answers · asked by Rika 4

2006-09-25 23:45:28 · 15 answers · asked by Inquirer 5

u can only have one guess, 2 icecream flavours only.
the first correct answer gets 10pts
its not a stupuid answer llike curry flavour etc by the way. ok promise.

2006-09-25 23:43:04 · 32 answers · asked by gooner1972 3

I know I do... and I'm just about to run along and do it.

2006-09-25 23:40:44 · 34 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3

2006-09-25 23:37:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Today someone told me this joke I HATE IT AND REALLY HATE IT.
It goes like this......
Three women open a jar and there was a Gen. HE asked all three of them to ask one wish each. First one said," Double my I.Q." and she started solving Universe theories. Second one asked to Triple her I.Q. and she stared solved complex Maths problems. But the third one said, " Please increse it five times". the gen said I am not usually allowed to do this but I will do as you helped me to be free. He said thing Finally but she didn't change her wish. As he granted her wish ..................she became a MAN!!!
Vote if you think women should be replaced by men & man by women in this joke
I think then it would be nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-25 23:37:22 · 17 answers · asked by Annie 2

have you ever wondered the same thing?

2006-09-25 23:36:33 · 11 answers · asked by Inquirer 5

what is better???

2006-09-25 23:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

At least Monday has football; Wednesday is known as the middle of the week; Thursady is mini-friday and Friday needs no reason to be the best.

Weekends are all about fun and relaxing .... but Tuesday ..... this day sucks!!!!

2006-09-25 23:29:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

....that particularly annoys you on Yahoo Answers???

2006-09-25 23:27:56 · 20 answers · asked by Kicky 6

Has anyone tried those new Lipton Triangle Tea bags? If so, which one do you like the best? I have so fallen in love with the White Tea with Island Mango and Peach Flavors. So darn good...

2006-09-25 23:27:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-25 23:26:53 · 11 answers · asked by george 1

.......pation?

2006-09-25 23:18:58 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4

It was recently reported that Osama bin Laden is dead.

Do you think he really is? If so then what is your most creative reason the he is dead?
If you reckon he is still alive, then what is your most creative answer as to what he is doing now?

2006-09-25 23:17:48 · 19 answers · asked by orion 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyjg1KROlTo

im in the video. i try my best.

2006-09-25 23:17:44 · 5 answers · asked by Arts 6

do you like football? (soccer)

2006-09-25 23:13:04 · 19 answers · asked by London qirl . 5

my guess is 5 any advance on 5

2006-09-25 23:03:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

just curious...

2006-09-25 22:53:22 · 34 answers · asked by Inquirer 5

and missing out on all the fun and excitement it has to offer?

2006-09-25 22:51:55 · 17 answers · asked by S&S 5

There are those kinds of moments, like when someone revealed something, did something, or said something.

2006-09-25 22:51:09 · 3 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5

Re-side your house with Steak-Umms?

2006-09-25 22:49:27 · 8 answers · asked by unpronounceable 4

1. What would you do if I gave you money?
2. Isn't weird that we see Movie stars each day on TV and movies and may never actually meet them?
3. Who else is tired?
4. Favorite Book?
5. Favorite cookie?
6. What is in your pants?
7. Why do you have a sick mind?
8. Does anyone laugh so hard they feel sick?
9. What makes the tummy rumble?
10. Am I cute?
11. Why do you deserve 10 points?

2006-09-25 22:49:07 · 3 answers · asked by E.F. Landeros 3