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It was recently reported that Osama bin Laden is dead.

Do you think he really is? If so then what is your most creative reason the he is dead?
If you reckon he is still alive, then what is your most creative answer as to what he is doing now?

2006-09-25 23:17:48 · 19 answers · asked by orion 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Osama is still alive because just like The Ring trilogy-we keep watching his videotapes!

2006-09-25 23:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It seems that that the report in the French news paper indicating typhoid may have killed OBL, was not substantiated. In order to fulfill the role of the mahdi (divinely guided one) of Islamic eschatologic prophecy, he must escape death. OBL is not dead, yet.

I think that Osama is in Qom, Iran, the same place as Iran's Supreme's Leader Sayyid Ali Khamenei. Remember Osama wants to bridge the gap between Sunni and Shia. The US has some control over the Musharraf government in Pakistan but not over Iran. That makes Iran the safest place for Osama. Qom and Mashad have important Muslim shrines so they are the safest cities in Iran for Osama. The Wali al Asr was hidden at Masjid Jamkaran in Qom. It would be the perfect place for Osama.

Even if the US or its allies take military action against the underground nuclear research facility at Natanz, the heavy water nuclear facility at Arak and the nuclear power plant at Bushehr, there will be no attack against the holy shrines in Qom and Mashad.

2006-09-27 20:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Osama is one of the biggest trucking companies here in England and has been since way before 9/11.

Osama is currently the chief marketing manager for their inter-continental brand, he is hoping to make it to full blown exec now that he has shaved his Merkin off

2006-09-25 23:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I reckon Osama is very much alive!!!

Its the western media which is spreading the rumour that he's dead so that they kinda "trap him" to come out and prove that he's still alive! its a trap to get some kinda news out of him....so that they can track him...

but Osama aint so dumb I guess...

its all very dramatic but very very obvious...(the motivation behind the rumours of his death) ..if you really looked at it...

2006-09-25 23:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by . 4 · 1 0

Not Dead, he's still living in the White House, making those films in the basement, while getting a phat check.

2006-09-25 23:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jose Esoj 3 · 0 0

He's alive, having high tea with George Bush Sr.

2006-09-26 00:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Osama bin weighted down wasn't "murdered" he grew to change into killed. there's a huge difference. homicide is killing an innocuous man or woman unlawfully. Bin weighted down grew to change into by ability of no ability an innocuous guy, and he deserved to die. Osama murdered thousands of innocuous, and he grew to change right into a detrimental excuse for someone.

2016-12-02 02:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Osama is dead...............

he had gas so bad he blew the pleats off his Azzzz.....


or he had him a big ole bowl of fresh delicious spinich and the big E got him

Or he listened to "you light up my life" and died instantly !!!!

the possibilities are endless
but He is still deader 'n h*ll.

2006-09-25 23:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by Moma 7 · 0 0

No he's still alive. We haven't seen his head being paraded around on a stick.

2006-09-25 23:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1 0

Because 1# he never leaves a good hiding seek game

2006-09-25 23:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0 0

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