I was reading the newspaper this morning and found an ad that advertised a new Porsche on sale for only $500. I assumed it was either a misprint or a joke, but I decided to check it out anyway.
So, I called and eventually got directions to the house to meet with the woman selling the car.
When I arrived, the woman led me to the garage and sure enough there was a brand new Porsche sitting there. “Wow,” I said, “Can I take it for a test drive?”
“Sure,” answered the woman.
Well, I took the car for a quick test run around the block and it drove great. I stopped on the side of the road before I returned the car and thoroughly checked it over for any flaws but it was nearly perfect!
When I got back to the woman’s home I asked her why she was selling this great car for only $500.
She replied, “My husband just ran off with his secretary and told me that I can have the house and furniture but he made me promise to sell the Porsche and send him the money.”
2006-09-23
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