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I was reading the newspaper this morning and found an ad that advertised a new Porsche on sale for only $500. I assumed it was either a misprint or a joke, but I decided to check it out anyway.
So, I called and eventually got directions to the house to meet with the woman selling the car.
When I arrived, the woman led me to the garage and sure enough there was a brand new Porsche sitting there. “Wow,” I said, “Can I take it for a test drive?”
“Sure,” answered the woman.
Well, I took the car for a quick test run around the block and it drove great. I stopped on the side of the road before I returned the car and thoroughly checked it over for any flaws but it was nearly perfect!
When I got back to the woman’s home I asked her why she was selling this great car for only $500.
She replied, “My husband just ran off with his secretary and told me that I can have the house and furniture but he made me promise to sell the Porsche and send him the money.”

2006-09-23 09:02:19 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

Yikes!

Do whatever your conscience can live with. Good luck!

2006-09-23 09:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 1 0

Make sure she has legal title to sell the vehicle - and buy it really fast!

2006-09-23 16:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by fearslady 4 · 1 0

You can do what you want but make sure you tell that lady way to go for me. That was the best.

2006-09-23 16:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dizzy 2 · 1 0

Did this really happen? If it did, you sure are lucky. Of course you should buy it.

But then again, what are the chances of this happening?

2006-09-23 16:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

sorry dude your too late,,,,,,I bought the car while you were waiting for advice, here on yahoo.

PS lady also sold me her husbands Harley Davidson and his boat for another $150.

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2006-09-23 16:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by rikenelson 3 · 1 0

Ha ha. Sure buy it....but I've seen this joke before.

2006-09-23 16:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1 0

Buy it or give me her address. Hurry quick.

2006-09-23 16:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by 1K 6 · 1 0

smart woman...
however, she would have been SMARTER if she had actually got more money for the car and STILL sent him just $500.00!!!

2006-09-24 13:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've heard that joke before.

2006-09-23 16:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1 0

Lol,old but still really funny.

2006-09-23 16:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 1 0

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