10 points to the one who gets the most right.
1.It's like sex on hardwood.
2.I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't wan to to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to.
3.It's buried under a big W. Say, what is a big W?
4.Oh say can you see... You're on a mouse trap?
No, no, no, stop! You'll crush the diva!
5.Don't let her die!
Is that a threat?
Don't you dare let her die!
Oh, it is a threat.
6. I've been to Hamunaptra.
You swear?
Every damn day.
7.Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.
8.Bernice Talbot? My-my husband done did it wit' that child in that "Shop-Well" parking lot? LORD TAKE ME NOW.
9.She wasn't that fat.
Policeman saw your mama come walking down the street, he'd yell, "break it up."
10.Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary? Who's your Daddy?
2006-08-02
09:14:16
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9 answers
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tre_wingo
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