Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2007

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and
so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and
shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the
second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using
rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to
obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand
on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did
that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."

2007-12-30 08:06:10 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I answered the phone, forgetting that I have lost my voice ..(am sick)...
It didn't go over very well.
You?

2007-12-30 08:05:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you still drink it?

2007-12-30 08:05:25 · 19 answers · asked by Kim 6 in Polls & Surveys

ran into a glass door i have!! like 3 times already OUCH

2007-12-30 08:05:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think they're cute?

2007-12-30 08:05:02 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What if you saw someone about to shoot, beat, or hurt me in any way? would you stop it or just ignore it? How would you stop it if you would?

2007-12-30 08:04:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-30 08:04:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two hillbillies are sitting in a restaurant, when a woman walks in and has a sandwich. The woman soon stars coughing, and one hillbilly says "Kin yer swallow?" She shakes her head frantically.

The other hillbilly says "Kin yer breath?" She again shakes her head, now turning blue. Then the hillbilly bends over, lifts up her skirt, extends his tongue and gives her bottom a lick. The woman is so shocked that she manages to cough out the sandwich and gives the hillbilly a slap to the face.

The hillbilly says "Yeah, I heard about something called the Hind Lick maneouvre."

2007-12-30 08:04:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 08:03:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-30 08:03:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-30 08:00:47 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you still made a choice?

2007-12-30 08:00:21 · 17 answers · asked by Spartacus! 7 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, they're so unpredictable! Cats too, but they are not as unpredictable. Also, how do I get rid of this fear?

2007-12-30 08:00:03 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do u think that Padme would have survived child birth if she joined Anakin? I mean, they say she died of a broken heart right, so if he was there with her holding her hand and helping her maybe she would have survived. I kno it's dumb, but i would have went over to the darkside with him. If there is love it doesn't matter where you are.

2007-12-30 07:59:54 · 6 answers · asked by Simply....Me. 3 in Movies

2007-12-30 07:59:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:59:11 · 10 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:58:50 · 28 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:58:49 · 3 answers · asked by Yarnlady_needsyarn 7 in Comedy

Line up with Santa at Jenny Craigs?

2007-12-30 07:58:16 · 2 answers · asked by Shaz 4 in Polls & Surveys

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there; send him up here."

Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

2007-12-30 07:58:10 · 32 answers · asked by Luck dragon 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 07:58:01 · 84 answers · asked by AnneShirley03-03-07 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:57:46 · 12 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

seems like no one does....like people may say the love Immortal Technique and Lupe and the 90's were so great, they hate the souths music

theres something great about all of it

I love it all, from Soulja Boy to Nas Illmatic to Kanye to 50 to Lupe or Immortal Technique

*I bought Soulja Boys and Lupes CD, thats diverse,lol

Wadda ya'll think???

2007-12-30 07:57:02 · 12 answers · asked by K_Dizzle35** Y!A_MoSt HaTed!* 5 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-12-30 07:56:54 · 6 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:56:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did they add you first?
did they have a great personality?
where yours and their Q&A's the same or similar?
did you just see them on here all the time?

just curious. have a great day all. happy new year.

2007-12-30 07:56:30 · 6 answers · asked by nurse_kiddy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:56:17 · 48 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

example :
question - ''who would you most like to meet from yahoo answers''
details : you know who you are ;)

answer: '' you know its you my darling and i cant wait until we are together and blah blah blah BLEURRRGH

2007-12-30 07:54:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:54:36 · 52 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 07:54:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys