Two hillbillies are sitting in a restaurant, when a woman walks in and has a sandwich. The woman soon stars coughing, and one hillbilly says "Kin yer swallow?" She shakes her head frantically.
The other hillbilly says "Kin yer breath?" She again shakes her head, now turning blue. Then the hillbilly bends over, lifts up her skirt, extends his tongue and gives her bottom a lick. The woman is so shocked that she manages to cough out the sandwich and gives the hillbilly a slap to the face.
The hillbilly says "Yeah, I heard about something called the Hind Lick maneouvre."
2007-12-30 08:04:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg i loveee it
HAHHAA im like cracking upp
2007-12-30 08:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-30 21:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless... Just priceless... xD
Here's a star! *
2007-12-30 16:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so remotely funny
2007-12-30 16:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by Donnalee C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!!!
2007-12-30 17:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋