An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there; send him up here."
Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
2007-12-30 07:58:10 · 32 answers · asked by Luck dragon 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha how funny and true
2007-12-30 08:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-30 08:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Yet another lawyer joke. Star 4 U
2008-01-02 07:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by Rovert 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, bet the lawyers on here appreciate it. 10/10 have a star
2007-12-30 08:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey you really made my day I really enjoyed that,maybe my departed brother in law would help,but me thinks his helping Satan here have a star.xxx
2007-12-30 10:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that lawyers are taking a lot of sh*t
i mean i have seen so many jokes like this
but its still funny XD lol
2007-12-30 08:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-30 22:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
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10/10!!!!!
2007-12-30 21:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe worth a star
2007-12-30 08:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 1
2008-01-05 09:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD took a minute for me to get it, but ya, it's funny
2007-12-30 08:01:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋