A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and
so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and
shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the
second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using
rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to
obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand
on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did
that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
2007-12-30 08:06:10 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one.
2007-12-30 08:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol Honey lucky I'm a woman,shame poor man,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-30 09:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-30 08:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think we have a dirty doctor on our hands. Shame on him.
Very funny.
2007-12-30 09:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard that b4 but it was about the man having piles and the rest goes round the same way if u were not going to tell this joke i was goin to because i heard that joke day b4 yesterday any way it was a good 1 wasnt it
2007-12-30 08:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by answering machine 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Whoops! lol.
2007-12-30 11:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmfao x
2007-12-30 08:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by traceydavo07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah LMAO
know i get it hahah
2007-12-30 08:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by Assassin J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt a suppository, was it?
hahahahahahahaha.........
star!!
2007-12-30 11:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good star4u
2007-12-30 08:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one.
2007-12-30 08:24:29 · answer #11 · answered by chin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋