Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob, a buff blonde guy, inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.

"The next plane to Chicago leaves at 1:00 p.m.," the ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."

"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.

The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"

"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off."

2007-12-26 14:57:25 · 17 answers · asked by Mr. X 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Alright, what is it you're trying to tell me?

2007-12-26 14:57:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you had a choice between a night of wild lust with Britney Spears or having a cheeseburger...?

...what would you have on the cheeseburger?

2007-12-26 14:56:00 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is it that everybody likes McDonalds so much?

I think it's gross

2007-12-26 14:55:41 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Where are you at right now?

a) I am at work.
b) I am at home.
c) I am at a friend's house.
d) I am at a relative's house.
e) I am at school
f) I am at church
g) Other

2007-12-26 14:55:29 · 33 answers · asked by Hoping he will bless me with #1 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever noticed...?

That twinkle twinkle little star and The Alphabet song has the same tune... :)

2007-12-26 14:55:28 · 10 answers · asked by MaestroB 3 in Polls & Surveys

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My Peanut! Did you take Captain Jack's peanut?

My peanut, savvy?

2007-12-26 14:55:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which will u rather lose?Sense of Hearing or sense of taste?

2007-12-26 14:55:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What dvd's did you get for Christmas?

2007-12-26 14:55:14 · 9 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

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if you were a rock star what would be the first thing you would do??

2007-12-26 14:55:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What were the last three words you said and who did you say them to?

2007-12-26 14:54:39 · 28 answers · asked by sillybreaze 4 in Polls & Surveys

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When sitting on the toilet ...?

Do you hate it when you look down and notice only 2 squares of Toilet paper left?

2007-12-26 14:54:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does your 360 work?

mine went whack all of a sudden

2007-12-26 14:53:41 · 15 answers · asked by jake 1 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm just curious....what kinds of people hang out on Y/A day after day?

My kind is: too poor to go out and have fun....so I stay home on the computer to get my cheep thrills on Yahoo answers...LOL

2007-12-26 14:53:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Slipknot or Korn?

which band do you like more?

2007-12-26 14:52:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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Magical pill joke!!?

Tom had a problem getting up in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and even beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss," he said, "the pill actually worked!"

"That's fine," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"

2007-12-26 14:50:01 · 26 answers · asked by Mr. X 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Best key in conjunction with voice?

I have an expensive piano keyboard at home. How can I find out what is best key to sing in for my voice?

2007-12-26 14:49:04 · 1 answers · asked by Vintage Music 7 in Singing

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