Three middle aged women were sitting on the front porch drinking lemonade spiked with a little rum and talking about their husband's sex drive. They decided to compare them to soft drinks.
Helen said she would call her husband a seven-up. He has seven inches and it is always up.
Hilda said her husband was like mountaindew He always mounts her and he knows what to do.
Brenda said her husband was like Jack Daniels.
Hilda said Jack Daniels is not a soft drink. It is a hard liquor.
Brenda said"Yep, that's my Leroy".
2007-12-26
14:01:20
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