guys, you can contribute too.
2007-12-26 14:00:51 · 39 answers · asked by Rimi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I'm in love with your mom.
... and dad."
2007-12-26 14:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by DSC 5 · 14⤊ 0⤋
WELCOEM TOT MANY PHRASES OF MEN/BOYS:
" So whats your best friends name..?" ( He says this with suspision and he totally digs her)
"Its that time of the month isn't it?"
" Lord have mercy, you think yuo're gonna go look like that in front of my friends?" (cuz u have this skimpy outfit on)
" So..what kind of boxers does your brother wear? Or: How does he get his hair into that cute--i mean cool hair flip?"
or My personal favorite
" Where's your mom?"
(mom appears)
" Hey Mrs. (insert last name), I love your shirt." ( A.K.A he's looking around the chest!)
2007-12-26 14:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Biggest first" instead of "ladies first"
for whatever reason i thought thats what my hubby said to me in the shower this morning when we both needed to rinse off...so i asked him to repeat himself....he'd really said ladies first haha. we had a good laugh about it cause he would never dare say anything like the first comment
2007-12-26 14:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by kiss my evie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fiance got me a bunch of small pajama bottoms for xmas. I told him he knew a small wasnt going to fit. He replies... "Yeah I know. I thought you were going to work on that."
Eh,I guess he isn't to great with wording huh?
2007-12-26 14:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can I barrow some money? Holy turn off batman!
2007-12-26 14:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shell 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
you are fat...
girls are too conscious about their weights. they try hard to look sexy especially to guys' eyes. that is why never ever say you are fat if you don't like them to collapse...
NOTE: I AM A GIRL.lol
2007-12-26 14:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your cellulite is the nastiest thing I've ever seen! Get off of me!
2007-12-26 14:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by Allgeier 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I've been looking for a girl with boobs like yours.
2007-12-26 14:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Girl: How do i look in this ?
Boy: hmm, Ok
BIG Mistake
2007-12-26 14:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by Brandon 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
when are you gonna get ready??
when your already wearing the outfit your going out in.
2007-12-26 14:08:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is your mom/dad/kids at home
(first date) you wanna come over?
what kind/color bra/panties do you have on?
2007-12-26 14:05:45 · answer #11 · answered by Lupita 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋