Three middle aged women were sitting on the front porch drinking lemonade spiked with a little rum and talking about their husband's sex drive. They decided to compare them to soft drinks.
Helen said she would call her husband a seven-up. He has seven inches and it is always up.
Hilda said her husband was like mountaindew He always mounts her and he knows what to do.
Brenda said her husband was like Jack Daniels.
Hilda said Jack Daniels is not a soft drink. It is a hard liquor.
Brenda said"Yep, that's my Leroy".
2007-12-26 14:01:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny stuff...oh I hope you don't get a violation..I needed a giggle.
2007-12-26 14:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by CherryCheri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Chalk one up for the "jolly one".
2007-12-26 23:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by hermanthemagnificent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Very funny.
2007-12-26 22:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by froggygirl_1977 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's fcuking hilarious!!!
2007-12-26 22:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
2007-12-26 22:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2007-12-26 22:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by demitria c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT JOKE REAL CORKER
2007-12-26 22:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice
2007-12-26 22:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......
Peace.
2007-12-26 22:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-12-26 22:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by livelovehavfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋