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My pick has to be " baby to you have a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them".....

2007-12-26 14:09:39 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

48 answers

Mine would have to be "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" and "if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together" they are some pretty lame pickup lines. the one you gave is pretty pathetic too lol.
♥.blondy

2007-12-26 15:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥.blondy4eva 7 · 0 0

" If you were a McDonalds burger, I'd call you McGorgeous."

"I lost my number! What's yours?"

" Do you know karate? Cuz Your body is kickin'!"

" Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you're the only 10 I see!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

did it hurt? "what hurt?" "when you fell from heaven!"

Yes, the final one..people actually said htis to others:

" Do you have raisins?"
response: "er... No?"
"Then do you wanna go out?"
response:" What? NO!"

2007-12-26 14:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

this happened to me in Paris, France, and he didn't say any words. but he started walking beside me. he would gesture at himself, then at me, then indicate that we should go upstairs somewhere. I kept shaking my head no. I wasn't tempted, but even it I had been, who wants to bring home some weird European disease, right? finally, I guess he thought I hadn't got the hint about what he meant, because he made a circle with his thumb and forefinger, and with the forefinger of the other hand made in and out gestures. I just laughed at him, and said "jamais", which is French for "never". he finally walked away.

2007-12-26 14:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by freespirit 6 · 2 0

are u from tennessee cuz ur the only ten-i-see!

ugghhh---- so frekin WEIRD
not to mention sadistic
yeah sadistic's a word
it means perverted
so a guy saying
that is stadistic

lookie its a slope!! =) dont worry im not crazy- just blonde... ive heard quite a few more stadistic things- i mean... i do go to a public school! =P

2007-12-26 14:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 2 · 0 0

Some guy came up to my cousin and me in the mall and said "I think I saw you in the grocery store yesterday because you're hot like salsa." we laughed and walked away. A few minutes later the same guy came up to us and said "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I replied "Did it hurt when they kicked you out of H*ll?" and we walked away, laughing again.

2007-12-26 15:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by The Broken Doll 4 · 1 0

Nice shoes, wanna F***?
You're clothes look nice, they'd look even nicer on my floor.
Do you have any German in you? Do you want some?
If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Oh, and Did it Hurt? When you fell from heaven?

2007-12-26 14:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by gillianinchains 3 · 0 0

Your Daddy must have been a 'meat burglar," because it looks like he done stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants.--------'the Ladies MAN'

2007-12-26 14:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by headcheese 5 · 2 0

is that a mirror in your pocket because i see myself in your pants.

2007-12-26 14:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

A guy bumped into me, and said, "I'm sorry, you look like my fourth wife!"

So, I asked, "How many times have you been married?"

His reply was, Three!

.

2007-12-26 22:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Moody Red 6 · 0 0

hey is that a keg in your pants? bc i'd LOVE to tap that.... yes this has been used on me along with many others.. So sad... Oh heres a good one .. " nice shoes wanna ****?"

2007-12-26 14:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by gfn06 2 · 6 0

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