Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality, and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

2007-12-26 15:35:56 · 16 answers · asked by MexicanHottie101 1 in Jokes & Riddles

This world should cut you some slack?

2007-12-26 15:35:38 · 36 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

You know, the honey roasted one. I suppose it was having a little fun with the walnut...
Now there will be 2 peanuts on the white floor.

2007-12-26 15:35:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:34:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:33:50 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And... is it more petty to be mad at the person for refusing to say these things or more petty to refuse to say them?

2007-12-26 15:33:11 · 12 answers · asked by Holy Macaroni! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:32:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:31:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:31:07 · 49 answers · asked by Ragnar 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:31:01 · 15 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:30:49 · 33 answers · asked by Map of The Problematique 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:30:37 · 20 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:30:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:29:12 · 27 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Like a guy by the name of Richard Head.

2007-12-26 15:28:10 · 19 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:27:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wise, immature, funny....etc etc

2007-12-26 15:27:44 · 38 answers · asked by nomorecapri 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:27:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:26:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:25:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Especially, when before you were a patient and empathetic person?

2007-12-26 15:25:45 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

or what do you want more of?

2007-12-26 15:25:13 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you ask, it tells you how many more Q's you can ask that day, does it tell you anywhere how many Q's you can answer for the day? Or does it just spring it on you that you cant answer anymore?

2007-12-26 15:25:01 · 12 answers · asked by kjay 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:24:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Never tried it? Go try it now! I watch Mythbusters and it stuck.

2007-12-26 15:24:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:23:55 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what's the details on it or what was yours like if you are married?

2007-12-26 15:23:33 · 10 answers · asked by Lexy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-26 15:23:02 · 10 answers · asked by No One 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 15:20:13 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys