There were three women who were in prison- one was blonde, one was brunette, and the other one had red hair. They were in prison because they killed people. One day they escaped, hoping that no one would catch them. Sure enough, the security guards were chasing them down. The only thing in sight was a barn, so they decided to hide in it. They could see the light from the flashlights, so they decided to hide in some potato sacks. The guards come in looking everywhere for the prisoners. Then, when one guard looked at the lumpy bags, he decided to kick them. First he kicked the one with a brunette in it. Thinking quickly, she said "Arf, arf."
"Must be a dog," thought the guard. So he kicked the second bag with the redhead in it. She said "Meow, meow." Thinking it must be a cat, he moved on to the third bag which had the blonde. Whenever he kicked it, the blonde said... "Potatos!"
Thank you, thank you. STAR IF FUNNY!
2007-12-26
15:06:49
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