There were three women who were in prison- one was blonde, one was brunette, and the other one had red hair. They were in prison because they killed people. One day they escaped, hoping that no one would catch them. Sure enough, the security guards were chasing them down. The only thing in sight was a barn, so they decided to hide in it. They could see the light from the flashlights, so they decided to hide in some potato sacks. The guards come in looking everywhere for the prisoners. Then, when one guard looked at the lumpy bags, he decided to kick them. First he kicked the one with a brunette in it. Thinking quickly, she said "Arf, arf."
"Must be a dog," thought the guard. So he kicked the second bag with the redhead in it. She said "Meow, meow." Thinking it must be a cat, he moved on to the third bag which had the blonde. Whenever he kicked it, the blonde said... "Potatos!"
Thank you, thank you. STAR IF FUNNY!
2007-12-26 15:06:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my favorite one is
y did the blonde get thrown out of the m and m factory
she threw out all the w get it if u dont u suck
2007-12-26 15:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-26 15:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that a mean joke not all blondes are stupid I knew a girl who had blond hair and was smart...Ok...Ok I'll give you a star anyway!... You know what never mind i heard better
(not trying to be mean) but the joke wasn't that funny.
2007-12-26 15:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It made me smile little and giggle...buh thats just because im an idiot lol. It actually wasnt that funny but i laugh at almost anything
2007-12-26 15:10:03 · answer #4 · answered by ebs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wtf!!Potatoes?Hahaha!!
2007-12-26 16:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, but I don't give stars. I'll just tell you, like a person would do.
2007-12-26 15:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The security guard must have been blonde, too. haha!! good one!
2007-12-26 18:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by gsxrbaby04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one in a long line of dumb blonde jokes.
2007-12-26 15:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by edward_otto@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it on here before, but still is funny! lol
2007-12-26 15:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by CrazyH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've nvr heard it but i thought it was really funny.
2007-12-26 15:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by FoxxyLuv93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋