Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality, and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
2007-12-26 15:35:56 · 16 answers · asked by MexicanHottie101 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Several days later, Jamie received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sandy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sandy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
2007-12-26 15:36:11 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHA
wow! that was hilarious
what a smart mother ; ]
[i had 2 re-read da ending]but i tell you...im still,laughin as im typing this!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-12-26 20:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by ツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that is funny!! lol Tried your other one you posted and was wondering what was in the letter! lol!
Thanks for finishing it this time that is a good joke!
2007-12-26 15:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by CrazyH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. On your other post the end of the joke is missing.
2007-12-26 15:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. A star for you.
2007-12-26 15:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Hahahahha!!thats what i call mom instinct!!
2007-12-26 16:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats super funny good joke
2007-12-26 15:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats niiice
go mom
lol
2007-12-26 17:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Didn't see that coming.
Here's one for you:
What do you call two queers named Bob?
Oral Roberts
2007-12-26 15:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it's funny and not offensive.
2007-12-26 15:50:01 · answer #9 · answered by M45goi89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahaha. funnnyy lol. thats hilarious.
2007-12-26 15:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋