Tom had a problem getting up in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and even beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss," he said, "the pill actually worked!"
"That's fine," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"
2007-12-26
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