Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2007

she got herself into it!

2007-12-20 16:48:40 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ℓιℓмιѕѕρяιѕѕ♥ 5 in Celebrities

Show of hands, who here has English heritage? EVen if you don't live in the UK?

I have some. Just glad I've got good teeth lol

2007-12-20 16:48:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:48:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

From "yo momma"

2007-12-20 16:48:00 · 56 answers · asked by Pakm@n86 3 in Polls & Surveys

How angry on a scale from 1-10?

2007-12-20 16:47:57 · 26 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:47:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if you like it..Thx.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.

Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-20 16:44:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-20 16:44:39 · 77 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:44:23 · 46 answers · asked by hilomiyo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:44:14 · 33 answers · asked by *TiNkSteR <3's *him* 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or is she another case of those legends neglected in life, overrated when they´re gone?

2007-12-20 16:44:13 · 16 answers · asked by yunko 4 in Rock and Pop

how a movie will end

2007-12-20 16:43:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:43:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:42:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you feel the Choirs on the show were voted off by actual choir performance and talent, song choice, or the popularity of the choir leaders? I was really hurt when Michael Bolton got voted off so early :(

2007-12-20 16:42:37 · 18 answers · asked by Ms_LaLa 2 in Reality Television

2007-12-20 16:41:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i really want to start a hamtaro fan club please no mean answersdont say anything bad about hamtaro as an answer please im hamtaros biggest fan

2007-12-20 16:41:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

2007-12-20 16:40:16 · 21 answers · asked by sillybreaze 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:40:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:39:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why?

2007-12-20 16:38:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:) <3

2007-12-20 16:38:37 · 8 answers · asked by *TiNkSteR <3's *him* 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whatever you interpret "it" to be....draw from your own experiences. Would you rather regret doing something if you felt afterwards it was a mistake, or regret not trying at all?

Thanks for your answers! :)

2007-12-20 16:37:59 · 41 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:37:41 · 28 answers · asked by pizza192002 3 in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if you like this one. Thx.


One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

2007-12-20 16:37:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If yes, how'd you like it?

I tried it this week for the first time. One of my Australian co-workers made me a vegemite sandwich. I couldn't even eat half of it without feeling nauseous..... LOL!

2007-12-20 16:36:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why?

2007-12-20 16:36:18 · 5 answers · asked by s_02 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:35:32 · 6 answers · asked by BrittanyNicole 2 in Other - Music

2007-12-20 16:35:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 16:34:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys