Pls star if you like this one. Thx.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-12-20 16:37:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hubby and I laughed our heads off at that one!
2007-12-20 16:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Brown eyed girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luve it, thanx for the laugh and star 4 u
2007-12-20 16:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♪♥❀ ~爱Brunette Dudette爱~ ❀ ♥♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star! That one never gets old!
2016-05-25 06:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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That was funny!
Thanks for the laugh!
Merry Christmas :)
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2007-12-20 16:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by jessica 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny it put a smile on my face even though i was sad
2007-12-20 17:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
thats soooooo funny
2007-12-20 16:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey 'Shadow"....good job...I'm still laughing as I type!
My dogs are looking at like........Uhhhhh, w-t-h!
2007-12-20 16:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aha ha ha ha your on a roll keep'em coming.....
2007-12-20 16:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Woman in Red 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow .. this is really a cool joke.. its really funny.. thanks for posting..
Happy Christmas!!
2007-12-20 17:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Strangelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats retarded.
2007-12-20 17:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by FriedBones 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋