Tom and Johnny were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Johnny suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Tom jumped in and saved
Johnny and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
Then doctor said to Tom:
"We have good news and bad news for you, Tom. The good news is we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient. The bad news is,the patient, Johnny whom you had saved hung himself in the toilet."
Tom said:
" He didn't hang himself. He was wet after drowning so I hung him there to dry. "
2007-12-19
00:38:22
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