Tom and Johnny were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Johnny suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Tom jumped in and saved
Johnny and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
Then doctor said to Tom:
"We have good news and bad news for you, Tom. The good news is we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient. The bad news is,the patient, Johnny whom you had saved hung himself in the toilet."
Tom said:
" He didn't hang himself. He was wet after drowning so I hung him there to dry. "
2007-12-19 00:38:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...really funny....good one ..thanks
2007-12-19 04:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. A laugh a day makes the world go around. 10 out of 10
2007-12-19 09:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by lladnylnavillus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 08:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-19 10:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard this one some weeks ago, except the end was: He didn't hang himself. He was wet after drowning so I hung him there to dry. When can I leave?
the 'when can i leave' makes it kinda funnier
bt this was good too! still made me laugh!
:)
2007-12-19 08:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by it's a secret 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hi great one and good sense of hummer.Thank you to make every body laugh.Good day.
2007-12-19 08:45:48 · answer #6 · answered by lucky s 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 11:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one. Very funny!
2007-12-19 08:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, good one hun, pmsl
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2007-12-19 10:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-19 10:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant that
2007-12-19 08:42:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋