Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2007

Star if funny!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

2007-12-19 10:13:38 · 11 answers · asked by Est.1992 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-19 10:12:47 · 20 answers · asked by dazzagirlfriend 1 in Other - Music

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

It looks good - even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.

2007-12-19 10:12:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-19 10:12:35 · 6 answers · asked by BOX 4 in Polls & Surveys

This just might be a trick question =)

2007-12-19 10:12:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've seen a number of guys on youtube playing along with these tracks. Where do I find them?

2007-12-19 10:11:20 · 3 answers · asked by John 2 in Blues

I found out that I was either born at 3:30pm or 3:45 pm one of, or in between those times - if the later than I'm Gemini rising and if the former than I'm Taurus rising.
Can I have a description of each one to try and figure out which one it is without having to dig up my birth certificate?

thanks, by the way - today is my birthday!
dec 19th - saggi

2007-12-19 10:11:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-12-19 10:11:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 10:10:39 · 4 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 10:08:44 · 70 answers · asked by something called pleasure 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 10:07:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They don't call me the charmeister for nothing. XD

2007-12-19 10:07:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please tell how old you are and the age that you concider old. Thanks !!!!!

2007-12-19 10:07:46 · 37 answers · asked by Teresa 5 in Polls & Surveys

fair game.......or stay away?

2007-12-19 10:07:27 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you need some time all alone?

2007-12-19 10:06:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And I'm NOT talking about the one with Swayze in it.The one with those motorcycle dudes.What are their names? Especially the guy who played the indian chief!

2007-12-19 10:06:32 · 5 answers · asked by Landshark 1 in Drama

2007-12-19 10:06:09 · 15 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

I do.
My reasons are plenty.
What are yours?
Star me if you really hate!
Thanks.

2007-12-19 10:04:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 10:04:53 · 6 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

This question is sort of a way for Me to acknowledge the fact that although I am squarely with Zeppelin. They were more of a studio band and in concert the Who were, by all accounts phenomenal
So who put on the best shows ever do You think?
Out of all the concerts I have attended I have to give it to Pink Floyd and Rush
But it's Your opinion I want, who gives the best concerts ever?

2007-12-19 10:04:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

i've seen them all and own the first 10 seasons, but what order are they in?

2007-12-19 10:04:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

are you out there my love ....
can you feel all the passion ....
from deep within my heart ....

can you feel it in you ....
when I'm holding you in my arms ....
does it excite you my darling ....
and your womanly charms ....

are you longing to share ....
one more tender kiss ....
to tingle to tease you ....
to fill you with bliss ....

to know in your heart ....
no woman can compete ....
because you are my woman ....
you make me complete ....


sincerely, jerry aka poet man
54 years old & loving life
Peace to you all .... =)

2007-12-19 10:03:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 10:02:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 10:02:52 · 22 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can you fix what you did?

2007-12-19 10:02:37 · 6 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the Lord said.
Adam looked at the Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, the Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.

The other is a sex organ. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now-intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

2007-12-19 10:02:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-19 10:02:17 · 53 answers · asked by cosmicmoon 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why are there no questions here?
Do think that matador in that old Madonnas video is hot?

2007-12-19 10:02:13 · 1 answers · asked by * 3 in Singing

2007-12-19 10:02:04 · 6 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

that u can share with me?

2007-12-19 10:01:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys