A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
It looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.
2007-12-19 10:12:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL That's freakin awesome!
2007-12-27 05:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by BluhBluh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christmas trees are also prickly!
2007-12-19 10:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good enough to laugh about congratulations! Don't send this to my wife though.
2007-12-19 10:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-12-19 10:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this. You come up with the best stuff and I print them out for a giggle later on when I need one. Thanks!! x
2007-12-19 11:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes love this one, DC!!! I must send* this to a friend!
2007-12-20 13:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-12-19 10:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
... and then, of course, why are christmas cakes better than women?
2007-12-19 10:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one.
2007-12-19 10:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by 316l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!!=]
2007-12-19 10:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by barbie <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋