On Christmas Day, three men die and go to heaven. When they arrive at the "Pearly gates", St. Peter greets them yet reminds them, because they had been very bad, they needed to go to Hell but since it was Christmas Day, he would pardon them if only each and every one of the man had brought something that would represent "Christmas".
The first man, had an "ornament" and was led into heaven. The second man had a pine branch with him, and was also led into heaven and the third guy, had a pair of red panties. St. Peter asks:" And how would this have anything to do with Christmas?" The man replied:" These are Carol's"
2007-12-18
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