He's only five and wanted me to post his jokes so here goes...
What's a cats favourite colour? Purrrrple!
What's small, brown and round and sneaks around the kitchen at christmas?
Mince spies!!
2007-12-18 08:46:05 · 69 answers · asked by moonworshipper 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heres one for him
What's it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buck-an-ear
2007-12-18 08:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by king_nickolay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 23:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by dorry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, tell him thankyou for putting a smile on my face at the beginning of the day
2007-12-18 08:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!! There very funny!! Mince pie joke is the best,mind if i steal it to tell my mates?!LOL!!
Hope santa brings you lots of cool presents :-) x
2007-12-18 08:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Giggles! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww! Tell your son that I found his jokes really funny! He's got a sense of humour already!
2007-12-18 08:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your son they are great jokes and I know a very special grand-daughter of mine that will absolutely love love them.
God bless
xxx
And he gets a star!! *
2007-12-18 08:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so nice and kind of you.
The jokes were cute.
Are you sure you did not make this up and testing them out on the web.
2007-12-18 08:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by draper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw thats so adorable! He's only 5?
Did he think of those by himself?
Tell him his jokes were great!
2007-12-18 08:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by xdizzynessx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute
2007-12-18 08:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by zoee_d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him figure out his compliment.
What is the 4th letter of the alphabet? D
The sun gives us sun______? light
When the glass of water is filled up to the top it is now ? Full
D-light-full
2007-12-18 08:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by silver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋