Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2007

2007-12-18 10:33:38 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I'm Kamelia, born on December 23th, 1984. My question is: Does my relationship with Hristo have any future? If the answer is no - Will I soon meet my soul mate?
Thanks!!!:)

2007-12-18 10:31:59 · 3 answers · asked by Kamelia M 1 in Horoscopes

A guy that will NEVER cheat on his wife or pink aliens?

2007-12-18 10:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 in Polls & Surveys

will i make level 7 by jan the first.

2007-12-18 10:31:00 · 20 answers · asked by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 in Reality Television

I'm doing a presentation on how dangerous Heelys are and I need some ideas.

2007-12-18 10:30:41 · 28 answers · asked by Milla 3 in Polls & Surveys

George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.

"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.

Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.

"You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.

"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"

The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."

2007-12-18 10:30:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”

2007-12-18 10:29:55 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Truth Is Always Refreshing

2007-12-18 10:29:54 · 8 answers · asked by Pamela 5 in Polls & Surveys

the sound of music or the king and i?

2007-12-18 10:29:52 · 11 answers · asked by smithzer luvs bowie :) 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 10:29:34 · 24 answers · asked by X 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “It started...”

2007-12-18 10:28:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Lyrics:
Why do I do the things I do
sometimes i feel like i am so insecure
if I could learn a thing or two from you
then popular opinion i could ignore

you are enough for me and i don't need anything but you
yeah
you are enough for me and i don't anything

cuz you have given me more than i could ask for, more than i could ever imagine
and you keep giving me love, you keep on lifting me up
it doesn't get any better>
that's all i know.

2007-12-18 10:28:33 · 4 answers · asked by honeyfairy5 2 in Lyrics

More of a PIMP????? and no not u..............

2007-12-18 10:28:14 · 1 answers · asked by alexmvpespn 3 in Polls & Surveys

you wanna dance Shonuff.Heaven on Earth.

2007-12-18 10:27:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

It happened to me with one of them,but i asked the other guy if there was a lim it on how long you could play,and he said you can play any guitar through any amp for as long as you want.What's the deal?I have been in there the past few weeks trying guitars,but what is the deal with the other guy?

2007-12-18 10:27:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

if you were with your wife/husband and your 15 year old child on a cliff and they both fell off you can stick your hand out and save one but which one would you save? i have been thinkin bout this for a while and i just cant decide what i would do...

2007-12-18 10:26:56 · 27 answers · asked by chimpapple 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 10:26:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

2007-12-18 10:26:15 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-18 10:25:53 · 15 answers · asked by Jimmy C 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not done making it,but if u have any ideas tell me.

2007-12-18 10:25:06 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dreamed that my son got lost in a forrest and I couldn't find him. I woke up and rushed to my 6 year old at 5:00 a.m., while he was sleeping safe in his bed but trust me, all day I couldn't "shrug off" that dream !!!!

2007-12-18 10:24:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 10:24:42 · 4 answers · asked by connie h 2 in Movies

inexpensive!!!!

2007-12-18 10:24:23 · 5 answers · asked by loops 4 in Polls & Surveys

physical fight....
what happened?
thanks
♥

2007-12-18 10:23:43 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want bobby to win, but idk =\

2007-12-18 10:23:15 · 5 answers · asked by who am i??? 1 in Polls & Surveys

newspaper?? if so, how much do you pay for it?

2007-12-18 10:23:14 · 6 answers · asked by wanda 6 in Polls & Surveys

A few bars of that song went like this:

"O Women O women oh what can she be,whatever she is she's necessary."..... She's afraid of a cockoraoch she'll scream at a mouse,she'll tackle her husband as big as a house

She'll take him for better she'll take him for worse,she'll burst his head open and then be his nurse"l

2007-12-18 10:22:59 · 1 answers · asked by colin 2 in Lyrics

Two great commedians, two different approaches to sharing in the moment. Likes? Dislikes? Thoughts? Feelings? about these two people.

2007-12-18 10:21:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-18 10:21:49 · 33 answers · asked by Huh 5 in Polls & Surveys

i bet yahoo will remove this question because they are denying the fact that santa isn't real.i bet there like " no santa!? what?" hee hee

2007-12-18 10:21:33 · 59 answers · asked by ipodlady231 7 in Polls & Surveys