A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
2007-12-18 10:26:15 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny, sounds like my sex life lately. Good joke.
2007-12-18 10:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by PenguinMan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's good but this is better:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitc%."
2007-12-18 10:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Birdie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 11:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Especially when the Dad Sighs.
2007-12-18 10:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the last line
2007-12-18 10:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jvdgbv25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
very funny
2007-12-18 12:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitively funny. I was eating me an coconut cookie and almost
2007-12-18 10:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by Li 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL!
really funny
2007-12-18 10:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by Nat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-12-18 10:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by stoopid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not age appropiate for an 8 year old but funny
2007-12-18 10:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Nolan's Mommy 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋