A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It started...”
2007-12-18 10:28:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!!! xD xD xD
Absolutely fu*king brilliant!!! xD
2007-12-18 22:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey that sounds like someone I know very well,but his case is when am I gonna get another meal,just after finishing one,men are the lazy creatures ever creatated.xx
Here Have a star.xxxxx
2007-12-18 10:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 10:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woooo id give this one a 6 1/2
2007-12-18 10:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by Richard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy Bonds.
2007-12-18 10:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very cute and original.
2007-12-18 10:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lady K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really..........
but im not married so it may not hold the same things for me......
i just dont think it is
butit probably is if u get the right viewpoint
2007-12-19 02:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 03:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you met the wife then lol
2007-12-19 02:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....waiting on the wife to explode lol
2007-12-18 13:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋