Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2007

I’ve changed my system for labeling home-made freezer meals.

I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie."

However, I used to get very frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner, because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes.

If you look in my freezer now you'll see a whole new set of labels. You'll find dinners with neat, legible tags that say: "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care," "Something Good," or "Food."

My frustration is reduced because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it will be there waiting.

2007-12-18 12:41:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How would you like a nice BIG.......?

pizza right now? what do you want on it?

2007-12-18 12:41:49 · 80 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why is there a light in the.........?

........fridge and not in the freezer?

2007-12-18 12:41:43 · 15 answers · asked by chicken girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Virgo and Cancer???

I am a virgo chick and my guy is a cancer... whats in store for us???

2007-12-18 12:41:26 · 8 answers · asked by Gimme Kisses! 2 in Horoscopes

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What if i told you that....?

i was a ninja? what would you do? what would you say?

=]

2007-12-18 12:40:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it "white trash" to put Christmas lights on the pick-up truck sitting on cinderblocks in the front yard?

Because the lights look good on the old toilet bowl/birdbath sitting next to it.

2007-12-18 12:40:50 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your opinion about this situation in Deathnote?

Please take a look at this Deathnote manga page http://www.onemanga.com/Death_Note/33/08/

It says that L's investigation group found Misa's Deathnote.
Does that mean that they could also see her Shinigami now?

I have only read up to this part so I 'm just curious. That piece of evidence could solve the case right? What did they do?

If this was an error on the part of the author of the manga, did the author say something about this?

2007-12-18 12:40:43 · 3 answers · asked by AnimAsian™ 4 in Comics & Animation

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If you were the second to last person on Earth...?

Who would be the other?

2007-12-18 12:40:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Name a food that would taste HORRIBLE dipped in syrup.?

2007-12-18 12:40:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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santa is EVIL!!!?

who the hell told him that yelling HO HO HO during midnight was alright?!

i do not care who he spends his nights with!

2007-12-18 12:40:03 · 12 answers · asked by Nobody4689 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Joke: Can someone help this child? Jimi4950?

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our
Lord and Saviour?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary
Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once
again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to
the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you
stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"
The nun fainted.....

2007-12-18 12:39:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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is there another question and answers forum online similar to this one?

because its about time to abandon this sinking ship of torture

2007-12-18 12:39:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time that you...?

skipped (as in faster than walking, but slower than running)???

2007-12-18 12:39:16 · 10 answers · asked by elchavoguapo 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the saddest movie that you have ever seen?

mine would have to be either Rent, The Lion King (i've seen it several times and i still get emotional), or Million Dollar Baby...

2007-12-18 12:39:07 · 18 answers · asked by yo. 3 in Movies

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What Is The Difference Between Men And Women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

2007-12-18 12:39:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Christmas Survey?

As you all probably know it is one week untill Christmas, andI have yet to buy my 12 year old son his presents yet. But, I do not know what he wants. So this is where you guys come in. I need you to give me some cool ideas on what to get him. He loves sports, and he is adventorous, and he also like cool games for his X-BOX, and he likes cool gadgets. But no i-pods or MP3's he hates those. So could you give me some ideas of what to get him. Thanks!

2007-12-18 12:38:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Airline humour, star if you laugh?

People in the airline industry aren't all serious...

1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

2. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"

5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, alone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

10. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was Quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no,Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or Were we shot down?"

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on the horn, " Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we Hope you'll think of US Airways."

20. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

2007-12-18 12:38:30 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Is this funny? PLEASE ANSWER!?

there was this man named pooka who wanted a choclate milkshake but couldnt get it so he went over to his local diner and asked for it. The diner lady said okay POOKA stop coming back here for the last time this is a crayon shop NOT a diner. so then pooka died because he never got his milkshake.....sooo sad......THE END!

2007-12-18 12:37:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do You Believe In God?...if NOT...Why?

what are your beliefs?

2007-12-18 12:37:42 · 32 answers · asked by FREDDY 6 in Polls & Surveys

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are u sweet or sour?

2007-12-18 12:37:08 · 57 answers · asked by Forevercool F 2 in Polls & Surveys