Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our
Lord and Saviour?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary
Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once
again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to
the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you
stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"
The nun fainted.....
2007-12-18 12:39:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a hoot.
I'm sorry to say that my 96 year old Grandmother died this week.
The good news is they saved the baby.
2007-12-18 14:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by isnrblogdotcalm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who ever would try this to a new child would be an extremely luky guy or woman nicely if that boy became into unfavorable for me if i became into Bush then i'd try this to a boy like that yet iwould supply him extra funds whether it became right into a desire from god an like human beings say a recent from god is a desire from heavn an that boy is an may be the luckiest boy on earth reason it somewhat is a good guy or woman i'm hoping that made sence to you =)
2016-10-08 21:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by simpler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard many differnt version mostly with an old couple an a preacher but still a quality joke!
2007-12-18 12:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by cobrascnumba13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. It's a good thing I'm not catholic -- I might have to go to confession for laughing.
2007-12-18 12:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This may border on the blasphemos but funny "nun" the less.
2007-12-18 12:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by r2sue2 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First-rate --Joke of the year. Theory of evolution of the funny side!!
2007-12-18 16:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by ADS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what happened after the nun came too lol
2007-12-18 12:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by Elaine F 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good joke... i love these kind of jokes they make me laugh every time...lolol :))
this child doesn't need any help just a manager to help them get in to stand up comedy... keep the jokes comming ...
cheers
Jo
2007-12-18 12:45:57 · answer #8 · answered by josie d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha yes i like it and im an ex catholic too, well done.
2007-12-18 12:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by whitewitchnite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up, way up! :D Star 4 u
2007-12-18 12:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by jettica24 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋