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2007-12-18 12:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥SummerRain♥ 6 · 0 2

My dog is sitting on my lap as I type this. I would tilt my head WAY BACK, toss my dog to him. Statistics prove 54% he'd reach out to catch her. That'd give me a perfect opportunity to go ECW on him, or her. There's many weapons everywhere you look. Even the Mini screwdriver I was just using to put a new flint in my Zippo. 1 good rip across the forehead, and the blood flows, I'm in the driver's seat.

2007-12-18 13:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 1 1

A 230 grain jacketed hollowpoint, caliber .45 ACP.

2007-12-18 13:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A really heavy ash tray I made from 1/4" steel. Trust me It would knock em out cold.

2007-12-18 12:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Garfield 5 · 0 1

I've got three empty beer bottles handy, so if I miss with the first two, I've got a third. If that failed, I've got a Harvard Trip Balance scale that I could hit him with.. bet that would hurt.

2007-12-18 12:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by Joe M 7 · 2 1

A bullet from my twusty 22

2007-12-18 12:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by Candy 4 · 2 1

Take my homework you burglar

2007-12-18 12:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by GreenGasp 6 · 2 1

I'd hit him a Wizard of Oz DVD. That's all I got nearby that I'd be willing to sacrifice or isn't attached.

2007-12-18 12:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2 1

I'd open the damper of my fireplace and let the raccoon that's hiding in there jump on him.

I'm not kidding. There's a raccoon in my chimney right now.

2007-12-18 12:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1 2

Hit him in the jaw with the top of my head.

2007-12-18 12:47:39 · answer #10 · answered by Billy Shat 7 · 1 1

Impossible...I'm behind bullet proof glass (I'm at work...lol). I guess there's a pencil holder here that could do some damage....

2007-12-18 12:46:58 · answer #11 · answered by Helen Scott 7 · 3 1

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