A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
>marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small
>sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent
>say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married
>couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I
>think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
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>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
>man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
>God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
>sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So the husband,
>after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
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>As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
>eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye,
>the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
>down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
>Jamaican's hips.
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>The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! You got
>dem on the wrong feet!".
2007-12-18
12:47:47
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