A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen.
The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?"
"Yes?" replies the clerk.
"Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"
"Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound."
"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"
"Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound."
"SSIT! tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?"
"Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound."
"Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen."
"All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans.
Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Sirr, I just wanna tay tank you fo not making fun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it."
The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me for that. I don't make fun of anybody. I don't know if you noticed but I have a rather large nose."
The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze? I tought dat wuz your penis since your nuts are so high."
2007-12-18 12:46:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao..Hahaha
2007-12-18 14:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute one - keep 'em coming - I need a good laugh today!
CJ
2007-12-18 22:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-12-19 14:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rofl! hehehehe!!!
2007-12-19 02:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very funny.
2007-12-19 02:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes sense but it doesn;t make sense.
2007-12-19 08:24:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was cute!
2007-12-19 00:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...luv it..just luv it
2007-12-22 03:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-18 23:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhhhh.
2007-12-18 20:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by ihatepenndot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋