A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot.
The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
2007-12-18 12:44:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good and funny! Sounds like a redneck to me!
2007-12-18 13:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Redneck 911 Call
2016-11-14 09:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grrrrrrrroaner!
2007-12-18 15:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2016-05-24 23:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bang!!! Yep hes dead!
2007-12-18 14:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh! bad friend! he was really following instructions does he...;)
2007-12-18 13:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by hazelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was supposed to clear his throat of any obstructions first...then shoot!
2007-12-21 03:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by inhis_image 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-18 12:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-18 12:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2007-12-18 18:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋