Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more-that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.

2007-12-17 03:12:16 · 10 answers · asked by Haitham Emad 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-17 03:11:48 · 10 answers · asked by shangri-la 3 in Polls & Surveys

What's the name of the song played through the ad please?

2007-12-17 03:10:57 · 5 answers · asked by Dr Watson (UK) 5 in Other - Television

i got a dream before i woke up this morning and in that dream i was shot by a gun and i felt the pain of the wound at my back. and i remember when i was 3 or so, i had a dream of getting hurt by the torns of roses and i feel the pain on my skin in reality until i woke up. Have you ever dreamt this way?

2007-12-17 03:10:49 · 4 answers · asked by oohay 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 03:09:59 · 25 answers · asked by Mum of 1 n preg wit #2 4 in Movies

2007-12-17 03:08:38 · 81 answers · asked by Gnasher 4 in Polls & Surveys

Which is it for you?

2007-12-17 03:08:11 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

FUHGEDABOUTIT! Its cold here in the Big Apple

2007-12-17 03:06:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 03:06:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 03:05:47 · 14 answers · asked by ☼grundle goat☼ kiss my kitty 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 03:04:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

& the people who did the reporting started emailing the people they reported > saying it was you?

2007-12-17 03:03:31 · 2 answers · asked by Bonkers10 2 in Polls & Surveys

... Is anybody else disappointed that they're bringing in these new self-sealing envelopes?

2007-12-17 03:03:23 · 12 answers · asked by Sitting Still 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Kelly Clarkson is a has been never was hack.

2007-12-17 03:03:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

my fiance has bought me a really nice pair of heels to wear for his works christmas party the problem is they are agony to walk in but i dont have the heart to tell him cos they cost him a small fortune i have tried those gel cushions that you put in your shoes but they dont help any ideas on how to stop them from hurting thanks

2007-12-17 03:02:48 · 43 answers · asked by lovestoned 3 in Polls & Surveys

what is your opinion of feet???

2007-12-17 03:02:47 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cause I do.


... True story y'all.

2007-12-17 03:02:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 03:01:47 · 31 answers · asked by genaddt 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 03:01:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i did it this morning just before i woke up and actually felt the pain of the wound at my back, why is this happening?

2007-12-17 03:00:10 · 3 answers · asked by oohay 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-17 02:59:34 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

preference?

2007-12-17 02:58:21 · 27 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 02:58:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you find it more convenient to watch shows on TV or the internet?

2007-12-17 02:58:14 · 10 answers · asked by Ric Hard 2 in Polls & Surveys

Myself:
change
reciept
a random piece of plastic
lint

2007-12-17 02:58:08 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-17 02:58:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont think i do, im always waiting for something to go wrong.
xxx

2007-12-17 02:57:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 02:57:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At the moment I took the pic I didn't notice but now it looks like I got a VIOLATION or something.

2007-12-17 02:57:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rhydian had a far better voice but how do you market a white haired, I need help here folks

2007-12-17 02:57:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television