Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2007

SMART *** ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART *** ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMART *** ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART *** ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding roll ed down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART *** ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks t o the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007

A college professor reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the professor smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

2007-12-16 10:42:38 · 15 answers · asked by KellyG 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The movie reminds me of a christmas story, a boy and his father go to a flea market and buy wooden tops. Then he goes to school and fights them and looses it down a sewer drain? help!!

2007-12-16 10:42:20 · 3 answers · asked by kayd 1 in Movies

2007-12-16 10:41:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 10:41:12 · 17 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

backyard???

2007-12-16 10:40:27 · 47 answers · asked by Muralater!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

it was like loads of toys like real life ones and they used to be action heroes and it was on at like 3 in the afternoon on a sat and i think it was part of a bigger programme like it was just a sketch

but it was dead good lol

thanks
xo

2007-12-16 10:39:48 · 3 answers · asked by Chantal Lauper 3 in Other - Television

I just opened a bottle of white. You are more than welcome to get yourself a Beer from the refrigerator ! Cheers !!

2007-12-16 10:39:13 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-16 10:37:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've asked once before but it never gets old
I'm wearing Hatebreed-Burial For The Living
here
http://www.amazon.com/HATEBREED-Burial-Living-Black-T-shirt/dp/B000AM8YWE/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1197848092&sr=8-20

2007-12-16 10:36:31 · 45 answers · asked by Another Day Another Vendetta 5 in Rock and Pop

pocket, what would i find?

2007-12-16 10:36:30 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. The name Jessica or Tammi
2. A super skinny girl or a pleasently plump
3.really bitchy or soft and quiet
4. Loud and fun or quiet and smart
5. Do you mind if she is larger

2007-12-16 10:35:35 · 4 answers · asked by ~Jess~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

what celebs do you think have a sexy voice/accent? i like Jack Davenport for Pirates of the Caribbean. very rich and distinctive lol.

2007-12-16 10:35:19 · 30 answers · asked by Bore sum 1 else w/ ur question! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Did you enjoy doing it?
(I did-it was fun!)

2007-12-16 10:35:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 10:34:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Were you impacted just by hearing them or by seeing them live? How/why does their music move you?

2007-12-16 10:33:55 · 16 answers · asked by As You Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

The background:
http://www.yahoo.com/
Eleven standing ovations? For Celine?! Her little freak show also grossed $400 million!

Surely, this must be a sign of End of Days.

Your thoughts?

2007-12-16 10:32:13 · 15 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you live in?

2007-12-16 10:32:06 · 22 answers · asked by wanda 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 10:32:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JEsHUel04dY&feature=related

2007-12-16 10:30:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my mom wants to know???

2007-12-16 10:30:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-16 10:30:14 · 17 answers · asked by gldmj5 4 in Rock and Pop

name you fave bird song?

2007-12-16 10:29:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 10:29:35 · 24 answers · asked by curious 1 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Kimberly. I don't know I used to like her in power rangers when I was little (The original one)

2007-12-16 10:29:32 · 27 answers · asked by punkrock princess 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love them both and have me in stitches everytime I watch them

2007-12-16 10:28:28 · 26 answers · asked by Treacle2007 2 in Polls & Surveys

of a box of cracker jacks?? I got a kick a** magnifying glass once. *sighs* I lost it......

2007-12-16 10:28:00 · 7 answers · asked by jeenious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 10:26:55 · 25 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know I should get him pants AGAIN, but I want to get him something different. Any suggestions??

2007-12-16 10:26:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bugs Bunny
Sylvester
Taz
Pepe Le Pew
Martin
Daffy
Porky
Etc!

2007-12-16 10:25:59 · 24 answers · asked by Stefy! 4 in Polls & Surveys

An old man, Mr. Peterson, was living the last of his
life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse
Tracy," said Mr. Peterson, "My Private Part died today, and I am very
sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Peterson, please accept my condolences.


The following day, Mr Peterson was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met
Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Peterson," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that..


Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse
Tracy," replied Mr. Peterson, " I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," Mr. Peterson replied, "Today's the viewing."

2007-12-16 10:25:44 · 14 answers · asked by KellyG 3 in Jokes & Riddles