SMART *** ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART *** ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART *** ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART *** ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding roll ed down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART *** ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks t o the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college professor reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the professor smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2007-12-16 10:42:38 · 15 answers · asked by KellyG 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star 4 U! All of them were very good, & in response to Smart-*** Answer # 2, I would add, "Here's your sign!"
2007-12-16 11:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone else notice that at the top where it has your username it says dumb@ss yahoo answer user? lol this is soooo funny. I like the part where it says go to the y! answers homepage and find more stuff that doesn't work!
2016-04-09 07:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 1, 3 and the last one are FUNNY
2007-12-16 11:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious thx 4 the laugh
2007-12-16 11:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these are all great lol gave me a good laugh
2007-12-16 11:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by azn boy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love them i get a laugh each time i read them
2007-12-16 10:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by rhpj30 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha those gave me a chuckle
2007-12-16 16:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by eee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-12-16 15:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every last one of them are gut-busting!!! LMAO @ all of them! *star* for you!!
2007-12-16 13:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah there great lol
2007-12-16 13:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋