Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2007

I cry when Grace is sitting in front of the screens, with her hand on the screen.

2007-12-12 13:44:03 · 4 answers · asked by Chris Bailey 2 in Movies

LOVE

2007-12-12 13:43:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Aside from the Year2000 effort we're all aware of, the year 2000 also brings out the Armageddon enthusiasts. We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. The following numbers are also significant...

665.9 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 - The Beast common denominator

666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary number of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again? --- Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Highway of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of the Beast

6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at the Beast Bank of Hell, $666 minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 The neighbor of the Beast

2007-12-12 13:43:47 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

The questions are not meant to be sequential:
1. Why can't Mick Jagger be together with Kate Moss?
Answer: Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

2. Why can't Kate Moss marry Mick Jagger?
Answer: Because a Moss gathers no Rolling Stone.

3. Why can't Kate Moss join the Rolling Stones?
Answer: Because the Rolling Stones gather no moss.

2007-12-12 13:43:10 · 2 answers · asked by Rommel 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-12 13:42:56 · 6 answers · asked by Felicia 3 in Polls & Surveys

Both decadent just different.

2007-12-12 13:41:51 · 14 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why wasn't gossip girl on last night (I'm in canada). I checked the tv guide and it isn't even on cw tonight!!! Whats goin on? Does anyone kno? I LOVE THAT SHOW!!! <333333

2007-12-12 13:41:51 · 6 answers · asked by lana 2 in Drama

as in television

2007-12-12 13:41:48 · 61 answers · asked by super_bean 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have a two part question

A) With the writer's strike going on, are actors of sitcoms still getting paid?

B) What is the "chain" of paying all the way from the advertisers down to the actors (who pays who...director, producer, etc)

2007-12-12 13:41:01 · 2 answers · asked by Heather A 2 in Other - Television

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2007-12-12 13:41:00 · 37 answers · asked by vim4you2 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:40:33 · 35 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u184/SomebodyInAFILovesMe/12-12-07_1724.jpg
Also my legs don't look that fat. They were just really close to the camera. Tell me what you think of it and rate it on a scale of 1-10.

2007-12-12 13:40:32 · 38 answers · asked by Your Drag Queen Mother 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:40:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:39:05 · 7 answers · asked by steve b 5 in Polls & Surveys

The only food that doesnt spoil is honey. Fact or Fiction?

2007-12-12 13:38:35 · 7 answers · asked by Tbrat 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:38:34 · 17 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour,the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "You gotta relax. You're two tents."

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

2007-12-12 13:38:19 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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the uv light that makes your teeth all brilliant white in the clubs.

2007-12-12 13:38:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:37:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

ok, i have had pst problems with being deleted, why because i allowed everyone to be a contact or fan without really looking into it, so i asked on my profile to please ask before adding or i would block...i think maybe i have had like 5 people ask and have like 56 people new who just added me....i have no problems with making new friends but some of these people have zero questions asked or answered and it makes me wonder why they want to add me. (this is not for past contacts wwho readd me) Am i being selfish about this, because i maybe blocking potential friends and it seems simply emailing me is not a lot to ask ....half these peopel have never even answered my questions. anyway input would be great.

2007-12-12 13:37:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

& why?

- obviously beautiful for a girl & hansom for a guy -

2007-12-12 13:36:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:36:57 · 7 answers · asked by Cami 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:36:53 · 16 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys

He's a tasteful young man, don't want any half-naked girls. He works with computers, so I am thinking...

1. PC World
2. there's another PC magazine

But who wants work during freetime? So..

3. Men's Health
4. GQ
5. Popular Science (he's way smart and into this stuff)

advice?

2007-12-12 13:36:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2007-12-12 13:36:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 13:36:13 · 18 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

Opinions?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071212/ap_en_mu/obit_turner

2007-12-12 13:35:39 · 26 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

It’s always darkest before dawn. So, if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Always remember you’re unique-just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The things that come to those who wait are what’s left behind by those who got there first.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your mouth is moving.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “good doggie” while looking for a bigger stick.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Always try to make other people happy, even if you have to leave them alone to do it.
The older you get, the better you get, (unless you’re a banana)

When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

2007-12-12 13:35:20 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I like green peppers, onions and extra sauce dipped in ranch or garlic sauce.

2007-12-12 13:35:15 · 14 answers · asked by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

On October 13, 1972, a Uruguayan rugby union team flew across the Andes to play a game in Chile. The plane crashed near the border between Chile and Argentina. After several weeks of starvation and struggle for survival, the numerous survivors decided to eat the frozen bodies of the deceased in order to survive. They were rescued over two months later. The 1993 film Alive tells the story of this ordeal. -wikipedia

So question... Would you eat your friends/family members in this situation?

I don't think I could. Heck, I can't even eat cilantro.

2007-12-12 13:35:05 · 10 answers · asked by Super PI 6 in Polls & Surveys