A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their married life.
The first one gets married....
On the second day a letter arrives with a single message... simply; "Maxwell Coffeehouse"
Mother became confused and finally noticed in a Maxwell ad, and it read; "Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, Mother is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married.
A week later there's a message (secret code again ) that read; "Rothmans"
So the Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE." So Mother gives a wide grin.
Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious.
4 weeks later came the message; "BRITISH AIRWAYS"
Mother looks into the BA ad, but this time she fainted. The ad read;
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"TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."
2007-12-09
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